Hey Guys!
John Mayer here.
I'd like to give a big shout-out to the homey Michael Phelps; seen at right training for the next Olympics' latest sport: The 100 Meter Ass Grab.
Thank you Radar for your shameless debauchery and endless canonization of the paparazzi; and God Bless strippers, groupies, sleazy men, and alcohol... which hath made all this goodness possible.
Peace Out!
John.
