Hey guys! John Mayer here.
You know I'm not trying to alienate anyone or anything but there's a reason why you're boy John doesn't have a Microsoft X-box endorsement. For one the Rock God that intro'ed iTunes at MacWorld would never be so blasphemous and shun that which hath brought his greatness to the masses.
The other reason is quite simple actually, I've been endowed with the gift to screw two supermodels at the same and go on (and on) for hours without end. I mean what do you expect, I'm John Mayer. I make it rain bitches.
Well the BBC reports that men with high levels of serotonin are prone to premature ejaculation. It goes on to explain that serotonin, for all you unread kids out there, is the hormone that allows for a person to be adept at activities that require high reflex skills.
Or as Paula Hall put it, "These men have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example."
Well some folks have their X-Box Live scores to profess their greatest personal achievements. I'll stick to the two supermodel thing.
Peace Out,
John
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